Xin chao guys,
Firstly I would like to apologise for this week's late post. Normally I post on Wednesdays (Aussie time), but I had a debate that night, and it's hard writing a blog post in between writing rebuts and chatting to the hot guy on your team.
So todays post is going to be about the struggles of talking to guys you like and getting them to take the hint.
For me, every time I talk to a guy I like, there is no butterfly feeling, but something in my brain will snap and the randomest stuff will just be spoken. So instead of those carefully rehearsed lines, I end up talking about tomato sauce sandwiches (which incidentally are really delicious). And then like that, you either can score some brownie points with them, or you become The Friend Girl. And 8 times out of 10, that's happened to me.
Then it comes to your surroundings. If you are surrounded by mates, it's hard to sneak in a subtle 'I like guys with (insert his eye colour) eyes. They are uber hot'. And if you try and get him in class, you have a snowball's chance in a deep fryer of getting a good flirt out.
And it's uber terrible when you eventually get around to saying something exactly how you planned it, and your object of affection says "I like someone else" or "I'm gay". Then you have essentially put in all this work for nothing, so what do you do then? Right now, I'm booking a one way ticket to Mongolia.
But even when you do manage to be a good flirter, save his family from a coincidentally burning building and get a skywriter to write his name and yours in the sky above your school, does he take the hint? That is what I plan to find out and when I do, you guys'll be the first to know. Until then, don't set his house on fire and just happen to be in the area.
Arrividerci, Vivmarie1407
Firstly I would like to apologise for this week's late post. Normally I post on Wednesdays (Aussie time), but I had a debate that night, and it's hard writing a blog post in between writing rebuts and chatting to the hot guy on your team.
So todays post is going to be about the struggles of talking to guys you like and getting them to take the hint.
For me, every time I talk to a guy I like, there is no butterfly feeling, but something in my brain will snap and the randomest stuff will just be spoken. So instead of those carefully rehearsed lines, I end up talking about tomato sauce sandwiches (which incidentally are really delicious). And then like that, you either can score some brownie points with them, or you become The Friend Girl. And 8 times out of 10, that's happened to me.
Then it comes to your surroundings. If you are surrounded by mates, it's hard to sneak in a subtle 'I like guys with (insert his eye colour) eyes. They are uber hot'. And if you try and get him in class, you have a snowball's chance in a deep fryer of getting a good flirt out.
And it's uber terrible when you eventually get around to saying something exactly how you planned it, and your object of affection says "I like someone else" or "I'm gay". Then you have essentially put in all this work for nothing, so what do you do then? Right now, I'm booking a one way ticket to Mongolia.
But even when you do manage to be a good flirter, save his family from a coincidentally burning building and get a skywriter to write his name and yours in the sky above your school, does he take the hint? That is what I plan to find out and when I do, you guys'll be the first to know. Until then, don't set his house on fire and just happen to be in the area.
Arrividerci, Vivmarie1407
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