What's On Your Mind?

Merry (late) Christmas guys!!

I know it's the season to be jolly and all, but I feel like a good old fashioned rant.

I've been getting onto Facebook recently, expecting happiness statuses from all my contacts. It is the holidays, I'm allowed to have these expectations, right?

But while most of my contacts have their statuses that are positive and even funny at times, it's the other percentage that tend to overshare...... everything. And anything.

I'm proud to say I have a wide age range of Facebook friends, but most of them are teenagers. And when you have teenage Facebook friends, you generally tend to be more than exposed to bollocks half of the time.

With statuses from hipster skanks that want love and younger girls that want love, it's hard to stay away from all the bollocks. And when there's an update every 5 minutes about how lonely they are, or how they love kisses in the rain, it makes you die a little inside. And then you see their pictures of them in a bikini one day, and the next minute they have a rage fuelled status about how they are NOT a slut.

There is something terminally wrong with society.

I am not ashamed to admit that I have never had a boyfriend and I am not ashamed to admit that the idea of wearing a bikini is terrifying. But I am ashamed to admit that I am a part of this generation. The generation of hipsters, dubstep music and reality TV shows.

So it's practically hard sometimes to go on Facebook and see what people are doing with their lives. Because approximately 42% of my friends seem to spend theirs taking pictures of their lunch and selfies.
And another hard thing is staying away from Facebook altogether.

So if you post loads of selfies, pictures of your 'fat bikini body', pictures of your daily meals, statuses about how love sucks at the age of 13, too many love quote statuses, what you just did in the bathroom, statuses with more swearwords than a Gordon Ramsey cookbook, statuses spelt wrong or with too many smiley faces, statuses about all the drugs you did last night, videos of you covering a song when you and I both know you have no vocal chords, anything about One Direction or boy bands........ please expect a world of curses against you and your mustache from myself and users of Facebook that have self respect.

Sorry for the rant. It's the day when you HAVE to be positive, but I've got the mother of all colds and the chocolate I've got from Santa isn't making me feel better. So I'm being an utter Grinch and I hope you'll all forgive me.

And in light of the fact that I survived another non-existent apocalypse, I don't really have a valid reason to take out my frustrations on you all. So I (and the few people that are part of the V=MC squared team) hope you all had a wonderful, epic, uber mad and happy Christmas and New Year/Hannukah!!!!!

Live long and prosper, Vivmarie1407