The Greatest Chocolate Chip Cookie Recipe EVER

Aside from musical rehearsals, late nights with James Bond movies and working on many stories, I haven't exactly done anything really noteworthy with my life recently.
But at the moment I'm working on making cookies, using the greatest recipe ever found.
Please note that the following recipe makes a HUGE amount of cookies. You could feed Asia with the batch and still have enough left over for Europe. So if you don't feel like feeding third-world nations, halve the ingredients.

Ingredients:

• 5 cups of self raising flour
• 500g of butter
• 1 tin of condensed milk
• 1 and 1/4 cups of castor sugar
• 1 230g packet of milk chocolate chips

Method:

1. Preheat oven to 180 degrees Celsius
2. Mix all the ingredients together
3. Make into cookie shapes and place on a tray (either well greased or covered in a sheet of baking paper
4. Place in the oven for 15-20 minutes. It is worth noting that keeping a constant watch on the cookies is highly recommended!
5. Wait until it cools or your heart may break (sorry!! I've been reading Amelia Hofstadter's scientific theories too much!).
6. Eat!! But not all at once or you may end up here (Little Britain fans will get this)

If any of you attempt this recipe, best of luck and I hope they taste amazing :)

Vivmarie1407